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gorora !!!!!!

umwe agire atya afate phone ahamagare kuri police ati:

"Hello, ni kuri police?
Ndashaka kubamenyesha ko umugabo wanjye agiye mugitaramo cy'umuhanzi kandi ajyanye n'umukobwa bafatanya kunca inyuma"

Police :
None tugufashe iki madam?
Umugore:
Ndashaka kubabwira ko ubu nonaha mbakurikiye n'imbunda kandi nimbabona ndabarasa haba umugabo wanjye ndetse niryo habara rye.

Umugore ahita akupa ...
Police ibuze uko ibigenza ifata umwanzuro Wo kujya ahabereye igitaramo kuburira uwo umugabo, ihageze umupolisi umwe ajya kuri stage afata microphone ati: "Umugabo waba aziko yaje hano ari kumwe n'umugore utari uwe nagire vuba asohoke kuko umugore we araje n'imbunda kandi ngo arabarasa mwembi mupfe"

Muri ako kanya abantu bose bahise barwanira gusohoka umuryango uba muto, igitaramo kiba kirahagaze kuko n'umuhanzi nyirubwite nawe yahise yiruka,abasigaye bibaza ikibaye birabashobera

Ese uratekereza baratinye iki?

-Gutinya ko bose babarasira rimwe?
-Gutinya imbunda?
-Gutinya ko babitiranya?
-Cg abirutse bose bari bazanye amahabara?

IRINDE

Like kuri iyi paje ni inkunga ikomeye

Dore ibizakubwira ko ushaje utakiri :

1. Niba waratangiye primaire aruko wujuje imyaka7, bakakubwira ngo nyuza akaboko k'iburyo ku mutwe ukore ku gutwi kw'ibumoso, rwose washaje wagiye.

2. Niba warize mwarimu mumwita monsieur cg maitresse , urabeho kuko washaje.

3. Niba warabonye inoti y'ijana iriho Nyiraneza ahetse Rubaduka, kuyibona byonyine biragushyira mu cyiciro cy'abasheshe akanguhe

4. Niba warize umuvugo mu wa kane witwa "uri mwiza mama", bye bye harira abakibasha

5. Niba waratetse runonko ukotsamo amateke, wihangane unyure ku ruhande aba jeune bataguhirika wowe urisaziye

6. Niba warumvise radio ya FM ifunga saa tanu z'amanywa, ikongera gufungura saa kumi nimwe za mugitondo, rwose ugure akabando ko kwitwaza utazagwa hasi.

7. Niba waraririye ku mbehe y'igiti, wowe ho sanga abasaza bagenzi bawe

8. Niba warize geography umurwa mukuru wa Tanzania ari Dodoma, wibwirize ufate utwawe ugende muri retirement. Ndavuga ikiruhuko cyizabukuru.

9. Niba waradidibuje urufaransa ngo Où vas-tu Thomas!?? Louise où vas- tu? Chez Monique!!!!, sezera ugende.

10. Niba warize imyandiko ya Joriji Baneti, Mutima mucye wo mu rutiba, Impyisi na Bakame, Indyoheshabirayi, Urupfu na Cacana, Saruhara rwa Nkomokomo, Ngoferitukura,... Wowe urabeho rwose!

11. Niba wibuka aba banyamakuru kuri Radio Rukumbi: Dominiko Makeli, Marcelini Kuruvune, Muhuri Jean Marie Vianney, Jean Sauveur Rugina, Karemera Rodrigue, Sebanani André, Viateur Kalinda, Kabendera Shinani, Mazimpaka Abdalah, Victoria Nganyira; rwose higamira uri mu nyongezo!

12. Niba wibuka aya makipe n'aba bakinnyi: Nyakabingo FC, Durandar FC, STIR FC, Mugambazi FC; Muvala Valens, Mahanga Thomas, Ngabonzima, Pokou, Maitre, Ndanda, Brezilien, Said Ruseya, Kanyarabonye, Mbirizi Dodos, Tigana, Gasana Brave, Lisala Tanganyika, Lonjini,...rwose higamira kandi umenye gusaza utanduranyije cyane!

13.Niba kandi warumvise publicité (Sulfo passe, la saleté s'efface) yacaga kuri radio rukumbi 12:30', rwose emera ko ushaje,