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Woof ! 🐾

i putted very impawtant sniff reports on da desk so hoomans can prepare emotionally for today weather 😤☁️

sometime sky says “rain”
but nose says “neighbor makin bbq” 👀

we tracked squirrel migration
tail wind conditions
hydrant humidity
an EVEN TENNIS BALL PRESSURE 😳🎾

science is difficult work ok… one of da interns already ate half da evidence 😔

also if anyone touch my emergency desk snack drawer… dis office become natural disaster very fast 😤🐶

Woof ! 🐶🪥

i go dentist today thinkin maybe dey give free biscuits fur bravery 😌🍪

instead… big lamp in face… tiny metal hook thing… and one suspicious hooman say “open wide” 😭

doctor dog get SUPER excited about “fresh plaque”
bro talkin about my teefs like dey gourmet snack museum 💀🦷

meanwhile i sittin there wonderin if escaping through ceiling ventilation system still possible
then dey say crunchy treats hiding in my teefs 😳

EXCUSE ME ???
those was emergency backup snacks fur later 😭🐾

whole appointment i hold tail so tight it almost uninstall itself from body
but okay maybe dentist not so scary…
especially when everybody clap fur me after not biting the chair even one time 😌✨

Woof ! 🐶📚

maybe tiny hooman write own name here… maybe crayons already tappity tap dance in bio or DM me waitin’ for adventure colors 🎨✨

dis page VERY important 😳🐾
because once tiny hooman write name inside book…
BOOM 💥

book officially become treasure object forever
i see ABC frens jumpin’ outta giant story book like: “WELCOME TO LEARNY LEARN LAND” 💛

meanwhile lil bunny look innocent…
but i KNOW somebody already chew one corner of page when nobody watchin’ 👀📖

tiny paws + big imagination = strongest magic in universe ✨🐾