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The Pub Quiz Wonder
The Story: The pub quiz master announces that everyone surprisingly gave the exact same answer to Question 10 ("Name one of the Seven Wonders of the World"). The answer? "Andy Capp buying a round."

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Crocodile Digestion & Flo's Cooking
The Story: At the pub, a friend reads a fact stating crocodiles swallow stones to help digest food. Andy quips that it would never work with Flo's cooking, because the crocodile would never be able to tell the food and the stones apart.

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Financial Advice Helpline
The Story: Andy breaks into a red telephone box to call a financial services helpline. When the advisor confirms they help with money matters, Andy asks them to call his friend Chalkie and force him to lend Andy twenty pounds—resulting in him getting kicked out/breaking the booth.

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Cricket Gear Misunderstanding
The Story: Andy shows up to a cricket match with a bandage on his nose. He tells his friend that Flo attacked him because she completely misunderstood him when he pointed at his cricket bat and said, "This old bat is past it."

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