Bar Mathilde

have you tried our thin crust pizza yet? Pictured here: Forestiere. Ham and egg, a breakfast pizza of sorts.

This Saturday, 10PM. Don't forget your dancing shoes.

Funkatalyst x JDY x Shrugs
Feb 24, Saturday
10PM onwards

~~ 4 Heineken bottles for P250 ~~
~~ 2 Heineken bottles for P150 ~~

For table inquiries and reservations, message us on our page or email [email protected]

Funkatalyst x JDY x Shrugs
Feb 24, Saturday
10PM onwards

~~ 4 Heineken bottles for P250 ~~
~~ 2 Heineken bottles for P150 ~~

For table inquiries and reservations, message us on our page or email [email protected]

Serious talk: what’d you do when you turned one?

As best as we can recall, the last time we turned one it was 100% about milk and naps. Stupid, stupid us, how little we knew about living life back then.

This Saturday, Bar Mathilde turns one. That means mirth, music, and milklessness. Don’t like those three alliterated subjects? Stay home and try to guess how much Rick Harrison’s gonna spend on that autographed picture of the Fonz; you know he wants it. Eyyy.

Otherwise, we’re gonna turn this m***a out with the following:

Drink Specials:
FREE SANGRIA, GIN AND TONIC, and SELECTED COCKTAILS while supplies last and when we serve it—starting at 7:30PM (maybe earlier... depends how we feel). When it’s gone, it’s gone.

Music (Stinkin’ Hot Sets By)
– Hoochie Coochie Mikkie - 9:30PM
– Abdel Aziz - 10:15-11:45PM
– SuperMikki - 11:45PM onward

It’s a party from open to close (4PM onward) and the free goodies are available only while supplies last and when we serve them, so come early and come thirsty, just don’t fall-cum-crawl. That’s Latin, not a girlie bar joke, by the way. Classy, not assy, people…

Good times or bad; here, near, or far; Ofred, Ofglen, or Ofjhohnbhoy – beer has always been there for us.

So, on this International Beer Day, we wanted to give thanks to the “proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy”.

– Beer "Liquidation" Special –
This Saturday, August 5th, 2017,
4PM until we run dry

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1st Beer: Regular Price
2nd Beer: Half Price
3rd Beer: One Peso
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All bottled beers in the house (except Joe’s Brew)

Obviously, no sharing. One trio per person. Be classy, be sassy, but don't be assy.

The special restarts after beer #3.
Therefore:

Beer #4 is regular price.
Beer #5 is half price
Beer #6 is one peso… and so on and so on and so on
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Need a practical example?
You’re (responsibly) taking an Uber home, crossing EDSA and the light turns yellow.

The first car makes it all the way through the intersection.
The second car makes it halfway through the intersection.
The third car (yours) is left with its bumper sticking out into the intersection, blocking a commuter bus with lots of religious regalia on the dashboard.

The TMO officer comes over and gives this third car (yours) a one-peso ticket… Of-fun.

Mild Disclaimer: There’s a slight possibility that our methodology is flawed in the above example, but what are we, mathemagicians?