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BREAKING NEWS 📰‼️

Meralco has reportedly deployed a elite task force called the "Anti-Solar Guerilla Unit", a highly trained team of inspectors equipped with sunlight detectors and anti-panel goggles to hunt down and apprehend unregistered solar panels lurking on rooftops across the metro.

"We have received intel that several households have been suspiciously producing their own electricity," said a fictional Meralco spokesperson. "This cannot be allowed to continue. The sun is not a licensed power provider."

Wanted posters of 100W, 200W, and 400W solar panels have been circulating in local communities. Authorities warn the public to report any suspicious reduction in electricity bills immediately. Citizens are advised to keep their solar panels hidden, unplug the sun if possible, and remember: free energy is the enemy of the progress. ☀️🚫