Math club

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman =
romance
Smart man + dumb woman =
affair
Dumb man + smart woman =
marriage
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee =
profit
Smart boss + dumb employee =
production
Dumb boss + smart employee =
promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee =
overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10
item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20
item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS &
STATISTICS
A woman worries about the
future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the
future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who
makes more money than his wife
can spend.
A successful woman is one who
can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you
must understand him a lot and
love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you
must love her a lot and not try
to
understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than
single men do, but married men
are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man
expecting he will change, but he
doesn't.
A man marries a woman
expecting that she won't change,
and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in
any argument.
Anything a man says after that is
the beginning of a new argument

Que 1.
6+3+5 = 183033
4+8+3= 321265
3+9+4= 271236
Then
5+6+5=??

Trick 9: x3x7x13x37
Step1: Think of a 2 digit number.
Step2: Multiply it with x3x7x13x37.