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No bad luck this week

You see that fine girl you want to marry, the one you saw in a vision, hmmmmmm...

1. She will annoy you.

2. She will get tired sometimes and not worship you at night.

3. She will cook and add too much salt.

4. She will snore some nights.

5. You will pick her dress up from the floor.

6. She will fall sick, and you'll be the one sweeping the house.

7. She will misunderstand you sometimes.

8. She will feel insecure and need extra reassurance.

9. She will poo, and the whole room will smell.

10. She will fart, and you'll have to run out of the room.

11. She will speak in ways that might make you feel disrespected.

12. She will send you to buy groceries with your own money.

13. She will wake up in the night crying for no clear reason and expect you to comfort her.

14. She will say things in anger that she doesn't really mean.

15. She will want morning text messages, even when she wakes up right beside you.

16. She will be sad sometimes and expect you to understand without her saying a word.

17. She will cry because you forgot your wedding anniversary.

18. She will want you to always tell her, "I love you."

19. She will wear your boxers and polo shirt.

20. She will touch your chest, even when you're not in the mood.

And yet, doing life with her will be beautiful, because she will bring so many blessings into your life.

She is not doing too much, that is just how she was created: to make your life sweet and interesting.

You will always miss her if she is not around.

Indeed, he who finds a wife finds a good thing and obtains favour from the Lord.

Las las, we all go dey alright.

copied 😘
credit to I I MOSES