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BY NDUKA
★ Ants never sleep!
★ When the moon is directly overhead, you will weigh
slightly less.
★ Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone,
never called his wife or mother; because they were
both deaf.
★ An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
★ “I Am” is the shortest complete sentence in the
English language.
★ Babies are born without knee caps – actually, they’re
made of cartilage
and the bone hardens, between the ages of 2-6 years.
★ Happy Birthday (the song) is copyrighted.
★ Butterflies taste with their feet.
★ A “jiffy”, is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a
second.
★ It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
★ Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
★ Minus 40° Celsius, is exactly the same as minus 40°
Fahrenheit.
★ No word in the English language, rhymes with month
- orange - silver -or- purple.
★ Shakespeare invented the words “assassination”and
“bump".
★ Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the
left hand.
★ Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
★ The names of all the continents end with the same
letter that they start with.
★ The sentence, “The quick brown fox jumps over the
lazy dog”
uses every letter in the English language.
★ The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and
England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38
minutes.
★ The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
★ The word “lethologica” describes the state of not
being able to remember the word you want.
★ Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from
the blowing desert sand.
★ TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made
using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.
★ You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath.
★ Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus
every two weeks or it will digest itself.
★ The dot over the letter “i” is called a 'Tittle'.

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REALITY CHECK: 12 WAYS TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE IN A WRONG RELATIONSHIP

I am troubled by the fact that when relationships run for over 2, 4 or 5 years, and then break-up, TIME IS LOST.
We don’t have a way of recovering TIME. So I wanted a medical check-up….
I wanted a way to know things would go wrong, rather than losing all the time.
Today, I have captioned the discussion as, REALITY CHECK….12 WAYS TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE IN A WRONG RELATIONSHIP….
Get ready to learn, contribute and remember, you can inbox your personal questions in the process.

Twelve ways to know that you are in a wrong relationship

1. When it is all about emotions and feelings but lacks purpose of partnership
2. When it constitutes a distraction to your initial goals and vision
3. When it contradicts your values and personal convictions.
4. When you have to fall out of love with God and his word just to stay in love with him/her
5. When you have lost your peace and assurance from God concerning the relationship and your attempts at fixing it fails miserably.
6. When the relationship lacks common likes, common passions, and common convictions, and the areas of conflicts overwhelm and overshadow the areas of compatibility.
7. When one of you is a desperate move to rescue or make over the other person.
8. When the timing, the manner or the pattern by which the foundation for the relationship was laid was crooked, corrupt, and conflicting to the laws of purity, the laws of sexual attraction, and the laws of relationship.
9. When you are the only person that sees something good about it. When all your friends, family, pastors, colleagues are all worried about it, except you.
10. When your haste to commence the relationship is greater than the need to sit down and plan for the relationship and you seem so careless to the details of what you are going into.
11. When the things you do, permit or goes on in the relationship has become like the secrets of a cult that must never to told to anyone and you even proceed to swear to that effect using a drink, blood or saliva.
12. When you are forced to remain in the relationship despite your clear intention to quit and you have become a victim of depression, guilt, blackmail, “manage me anyhow”, and “I have nowhere else to go.”

Which of these do you agree with and which of them do you not agree with? Can you give your reasons?