Angy world

If your baby is not looking like this, he or she never started to eat noodles. This is what they called indomie baby😃😃😃

Take risk for that thing your mind is telling you to do. You never can tell it will be your point of breakthrough 🙏🙏🙏

So long as you have breath in you thank God. Some people pay heavily for oxygen every day just to breathe air in their system. But your case is not like them, thank God for that 🙏🙏🙏

When a woman wants to teach you a lesson, even Satan sits down to take notes.

A certain man was a very big drunk. His wife used to pick him up in bars and from gutters. Her family friends advised her to leave him but she was hopeful that she'll find a solution one day.

One Saturday, she went to pick him again, he was completely drunk. So, instead of taking him home, she headed straight to the mortuary were she negotiated with the mortuary attendants to lay him among the corpses.

When he woke up and discovered he was among dead bodies, he started screaming and calling for help pleading that he's not dead.

The mortuary attendants came laughing and told him that they are used to having corpses who were witches. They told him to lie down and that he is now dead and whatever he was seeing was not in real life but in the other end of living dead.

He continued screaming and the morgue attendants came with an axe and hammer and told him that stubborn corpses were beaten and hacked until they become cooperative.

He was told to lie and wait for his postmortem later that day since his cause of death hadn't been established.

He stayed there frightened in the middle of dead bodies the whole of that day and Sunday night.

On Monday morning they released him and told him to go home, say bye bye to his family and then come back to the morgue for preservation since he was now a mere spirit.

He ran home on foot, straight to the mirror to check if he was seeing himself. His wife pretended not to see him which made him even more worried. He went to the bathroom took a shower, dressed up and carried a Bible. That's when his wife told him that it was a Monday morning and not Sunday.

Several months later he's yet to reveal what happened to him; and where he was the two nights he wasn't at home. He stopped taking alcohol completely, not even Sodas, just Milk and Water. He goes to Church religiously now.

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