Sammy1

Can February March? No, but April May.🥲

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin

I lost all my flirting skills 😪

I visited my new friend in his flat. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.😊😌

You never appreciate what you have until it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example.💀