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GREAT ANNOUNCEMENT ‼️‼️

FOOTBALL VS S£X

1. Going to ur boyfriend or Girlfriend's house without being invited = Offside😂💔😂

2. Dating a girl today and having s€x on the same day = Free kick😂💔😂

3. Condom = Defender😂💔😂

4. Abortion = Red card😂💔😂

5. Condom breaks = Penalty😂💔😂

6. A girl with a lot of energy = Captain😂💔😂

7. Having s€x without a condom = Own goal😂💔😂

8. Taking a lot of time without c^ming = Man of the match😂💔😂

9. S€xing three girls in one day = Hat trick😂💔😂

10. Having s£x with ur Ex = Friendly match😂💔😂

11. Eight years of s£x without getting a child = Arsenal😂😂💔😂😂

12. After two rounds and u request for more = Extra time😃😃

13. Taking it gently when having s£x = Fair play😆

14. Biting ur girlfriend's ni***es = Suarez😜😁

15. Two legs on the shoulder as if u are changing pampers = Throwing🤩😅

16. Asking her "how do u want it?" = Taking instructions from the touchline😂💔

17. A lady using pills after s£x and later she still gets pregnant = Defensive error
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18. A girl getting pregnant = Goooooal😜😁🤩

19. Having s£x with ur girlfriend and ur mum opens the door = Injury😂💔😂

20. A guy who impregnated the lady = Active striker😂😃

21. A girl telling u to stop = yellow card😂💔😂

22. You and ur girlfriend break up in ur love relationship = Game over

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