Mr Jeff

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My mom visited my hostel where I shared a 2 bedroom house with a female student. Mom invited my roommate for lunch with us which she obliged.

During the meal, my mother couldn't help but notice how pretty my roommate was ❤🔥😘

She had for long been suspicious of a relationship between the two of us and this made her more curious 🤔

While having lunch, she was watching how the two of us were interacting and she started wondering if there's more between me and my roommate.

Reading my mom's thought, I quickly said,
"I know what you must be thinking but I assure you we are just roommates."

About a week later, my roommate came to me saying, "Ola, ever since your mother came for lunch, I have been unable to find the silver plate in the kitchen.

Don't you think your mother took it, first ask her?

I said, "Well I doubt it, but I will Email her just to be sure."

I sat down and wrote:

Dear mom ❤️

After your visit to my place, the silver plate has been missing.

I am not saying that you are the one who took the silver plate from my house, and I am not saying that you didn't take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for lunch.
Love,
Ola Lastborn 😀🥰😘

Several days later, I received an Emali from my mother which read,

"Dear Son,
I am not saying that you sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don't sleep with her but the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her bed, she would have found the silver plate by now because I put it under her pillow 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♀️
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Let me also thank the Boss of the bosses...

Actually his CHI favoured me today and my CHI makes it reach to me...

Dry ground has water 🌊💦 again to boast of tomorrow follow me say thank you to , Oga ndi Oga nkem....

Wait!!!

The above man is still at work!!!
There is still hope for you no matter what it takes...!!!