Purely Ivy

These are my already dried peppers. I’m not ready to start eating rotten garden eggs in place of dried pepper.

Besides I don't like pepper, two to three is okay for me while cooking.

Here’s how to know it’s time to change your mattress

If you’ve been waking up more tired than you went to bed, your mattress might be the silent culprit.

You wake up tired:
A good mattress should recharge you, not drain you. If you’re tossing, turning, or waking up with body pain, it’s time for an upgrade.

You feel dips or lumps:
Those uneven spots mean your mattress has lost its support. You’re basically sleeping in the bed, not on it.

Upgrade your sleep, upgrade your life.

My location is onitsha , delivery nationwide.

From 4x6 to 7x6: we’ve got sizes that fit your space and your budget.
But do you actually know what these sizes mean? Let’s break it down 👇

4x6 (Small Double):
Perfect for single sleepers or guest rooms. It fits comfortably in compact spaces without sacrificing rest.

6x6 (Queen Size):
Ideal for couples or anyone who loves extra room to stretch. Balanced comfort and space ,our most popular choice!

7x6 (King Size):
Luxury comfort at its best. Extra wide for couples who love maximum space and zero sleep interruption.

Tip: Always measure your bed frame or bedroom space before choosing, comfort starts with the right fit!

So tell us, which size suits your sleep style best?
My location is onitsha

My plantain didn’t even get the chance to rest, I don turn am to chips sharp sharp

Guess who just harvested another bunch of plantain? Farmer Ivy don strike again

Do you prefer soft or firm mattresses?

I'm your mattress vendor, my location is onitsha

1. Do you know that scent leaf (nchuanwu) is not just for cooking? It helps with digestion and fights infections.

2. Ginger + honey + lemon = your natural cough syrup

3. Bitter leaf may be bitter, but it’s powerful for blood sugar and cleansing the system.

4. Clove water isn’t just for mouth odor ,it helps with period pain too.

5. Turmeric + milk before bed can help you sleep better and reduce inflammation.

Good morning 😍

THE REALITY OF MOTHERHOOD NOBODY TELLS YOU ABOUT

Motherhood is sweet o… until you realize “sleep” has packed its bags and left your life.

They said motherhood is beautiful, true. But they didn’t tell me that “beautiful” also includes:

• Shouting “close the fridge!” 50 times a day
• Hiding snacks like a thief in your own house
• Pretending to sleep so your child will sleep, but ending up snoring before them
• Bathing one child while shouting “come here!” to the other one still running naked around the house

You’ll clean the house, only for them to scatter it in 10 minutes like you never tried.
You’ll cook food, they’ll say “I don’t want that one.”
Then you’ll see them eating biscuit that fell on the floor

And when you finally sit down to rest, that’s when you’ll hear:
“Mummy, I’m hungry.”
“Mummy, I want to poo.”
“Mummy, I can’t find my shoe.”
At that point, you’ll just be asking yourself, “Is this my destiny?”

But you know the funny thing?
No matter how stressful it gets, once that child says “Mummy, I love you,” your heart melts like butter.
All the shouting, stress, and tiredness disappears instantly.

Motherhood is a full-time comedy show mixed with love, chaos, and grace.
We shout, we laugh, we cry,but we still show up every day like the superheroes we are.

To every mother out there:
You’re doing amazing.
Even when it feels like you’re losing it ,you’re still the best thing that ever happened to your kids.

Storytime 😅

I remember having a suitor back in my 200 level.
His father saw me at my uncle’s burial, and two days later, he came to make his intentions known.

We got talking, everything seemed okay… until uncle said, “If you want the relationship and marriage to work, you’ll have to drop out and relocate with him to Akure — then start school afresh.”

Me that wrote JAMB twice should now start all over again because of gini???

I just laughed and told myself — any love that requires me to lose myself isn’t for me.