Mich Bisky comedy

1. I cālled her last night and told her, " I miss u honey!" and her mother replied, "honey is sleeping, you're talking with the bee!"🤣🤣
2. If u have curves, it'll show clearly from ur picture without you stressing🙄, stop standing like you're playing corner kick😂😂
3. Employer will be holding ur Cv, birth certificate, health report, school certificate and still be asking u "tell me about yourself"
Me: I'm a Cūltist, sir😬😂
4. One slay queen sent me a message,,👉🏼"dating is a west of time"
And i replied her👉🏼"it is north true"
🤣🤣🤣
As im talking now she has bl0cked me🤣
Weytin concern me🤣
5. If you like stay away from relationships.
Whenever you are ready they will still brēak your heart 💔😂
6. "You may kiss ur Bride" should be used only for v!rgins. Others should be told "You may continue from where you st0pped "😂
Do you know Jimax
7. This morning I saw a group of people surrounding a bus and shouting, "Give me my change o!" I rushed & and joined them..... I collected 1K 😂
8. Date her 👩‍❤️‍👨 and you will find out why you met her single..Some ladies deserve to be single f0rever😂😂
9. Being an African man is so cool. You refuse to give your relatives money 💴, they blāme your wife😂💔
10. Not all lips are meant for kissing. Some are meant to cool porridge 🤣🤣
11. Nothing hūrts more than having a boil in your two armpit, nobody will want to børrow you money because you will be walking like a rich man😂
12. Dem slāp eyewitness for eye.. 🙉
We still dey wait make the eye clear make him talk wetin him see.😂😂
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1. I wonder why married women don't sh@ve their priv@te p@rt , even my neighbour’s wife.
Maybe I should tell her husband to tell her.
proffemmy❤️✍️.

2. I'm a virgin and none wants to believe that, simply because I have two kids.
People and trust issues.....

3. "Harder , harder" has k!lled more men than malaria . Do ur best, stand up and leave the rest for another brother.
Pls u can't finish it

4. If you are looking for wife material pls go for a lady above 30 bcos their sense has come back to normal.

5. My girlfriend has not seen her period since last month .....
Could it be network problem???

6. Something is telling me
Go to the barracks and r**e female soldier.
I need to know if they moan too.

7. Where are those gals that use to call me their husband , when I was small, am ready now.

8. Peter is short , Fred is stingy , John is an illiterate , Emma is broke . That's how Favour clocked 45yrs without husband🙆

9. In NIGERIA , we don't change remote batteries .... We Slap the remote until It behaves.

10. If you look at some girls in the face and look at their legs, you would know reason why Lucky Dube sang the song "different colours one people ."

11. My Oga wife is calling her new baby a bouncing baby boy and now my spirit is telling me to throw him up and see how he will bounce on the ground 😂😂😂

12. Some ladies are very poor in romance, you will hit her with a pillow then boom, she's chasing you with a knife

13. Hehehe
This people that keeps asking can u exchange me for
1million naira, can u slap me for 10million naira, they don't even know that with the present situation of nigeria now i can exchange them with bread and minerals.