Deejay LEE - D&D Studio

WIFE: Darling why are you home this early wearing such a long face?
HUSBAND: Had a terrible day, I lost all my colleagues today at work
WIFE: Blood of Jesus! What happened?
HUSBAND: There was a fire out break down the tunnel and everybody died!
WIFE: What a pity! Darling I thank God for keeping U alive. How did you make it out my dear?
HUSBAND: Darling, it was God`s work. My stomach was upsetting me so, I took a break to ease myself in the toilet.
WIFE: Darling, thank God you are alive. What would have happened to us? I feel so much pity for their families, how are they going to survive now?
HUSBAND: My dear it’s a pity, but UNITED NATIONS has decided to give the families of the deceased $10 million each.
WIFE: What? !!!! ten million what? Chai!! Honey you didn't do well oo, why are you always absent when God wants to bless us?
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I tried my best to convince this beautiful
girl Tina on Facebook to visit me but she
always said she's too busy. Her profile
pictures were too tempting
and enticing & and everything she posted
on social media really turned me on in a
way I had never felt before.
I decided to take it to
another level.. So at last, I managed to get
her phone
number. We could talk in for hours and
shortly I found out that her hostel were
right adjacent to my house.
This was a once in a lifetime opportunity
that I really had to utilize.
One thing led to the other till when she
finally put up a date
to visit me.
It was to be the following thursday. This
was the longest thursday I ever waited for
in my life.
Thursday came and I called her at
around 7:30 in the morning to get her
approval of weather she was
gonna visit me to which she assured
me.With that assurance, I started putting
everything in order.
I was a bit nervous but as well filled with
lot of excitement.
Everything was ready now.
At around 3pm, she knocked on my door,
she was dressed very seductively in a tight
body hugging silver
dress with dazzling red
lipstick and a matching red bra peeping
from the edges.
I was more than happy after I saw how
she looks and................... .
My dear brothers and sisters, see how
you are seriously reading this post with
smiles on your faces.
I wish you could learn how to read your
Bible like this, with such great attention and
curiosity.
Be ashamed and learn to invest your
energy in Christ.
You pay less attention to Christian posts
and yet you love commenting on sexual
related posts. Christ is doing a lot in our life,
imagine
you are alive, holding
your phone, not in the hospital, not in jail.
I know The Truth Is Bitter But Just
Accept It.
Why don't you take 3 seconds to type
"AMEN"