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Akpos went for an interview…….Enjoy
Akpos and johnny went for an interview
for employment. johnny was the first to
enter the interviewing office.. (the
manager asking johnny questions).
Manager: who was the first military
head of state in Nigeria???..
Johnny: General Aguyi Ironsi..
Manager: when was the North and
southern protectorate in Nigeria
Amalgamated???.
Johnny: 1914..
Manager: Dat is gud of you..
Question no 3, is it true that the cure for
hiv/
aids is discovered???..
Johnny: eehm.. yes but not scientifically
proven…
Manager: good way of answering
questions,
pls can you wait for us outside and we
will attend to you later… (when johnny
went
outside akpos asked him)..
Akpos: johnny, what are the questions
and please tell me the answers??.. (as
johnny was about to tell akpos the
questions and
answer, the manager shouted
from inside `NEXT’..
Akpos then said to Johnny)..
Akpos: Ok tell me only the answers..
Johnny: answer to number 1 is: General
Aguyi Ironsi, number 2 is=1914,
number 3 is=yes but not scientifically
proven
(mumu Akpos got to d interview, after
exchanging greetings, d manager told
him to
sit down)
manager: Please sir, What is ur name?
Akpos : General Aguyi Ironsi
(manager became confused)
Manager: Please what year where you
born?
Akpos: 1914
Manager: (angrily, he shouted at Akpos)
!! are u mad?!!!
Akpos: Yes, but not scientifically
proven.

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer
in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his
wife. he accidentally typed d wrong email address,
and without realizing he sent the mail to a widow
who has just returned from her husband's funeral.
The widow decided to check her mail, expecting
condolence messages from relatives and friends.
After reading d first message she fainted. The son
rushed into d room, found his mother on the floor
and saw d computer screen which read:
'to my loving wife, i knw u are surprised to hear
from me, they hv computers here and we are
allowed to send mails to loved ones. I 've just
been checked in. How are u and d kids, d place is
realy nice but am lonely here. I hv made necessary
arrangement 4 ur arrival 2morrow. Expecting u
darling. I can't wait to see u. *rotfl*

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