Benevolent Bytes

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Bright Godwin P David, Munashe Masaze

*Your boyfriend is calling you his princess you're there shining teeth instead of you to ask who the queen is😂*

*Person wey my papa dey use do example for me don use e papa do ritual......now my papa dey beg me to be myself...... 🥺😩😂😂*

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*🏌🏽DATING A CHURCH SISTER🤦‍♂️*
Me : Babe watsup?
Girl : Please my name is benevolent not Babe
Me : OK benevolent how are you?
Girl : The Lord is my strength 💪..
Me : OK, What are you doing now?
Girl : I'm cooking🍱🍜
Me : aww, should I come and help you?
Girl : I can do all things through Christ
that strengthens me
Me : hmmm OK ooo. At least I will come after you have finished cooking the food so u will serve me..
Girl : please.., I only serve the living God and not human beings🙄.
Me : OK sister benevolent what are u wearing now?
Girl : am wearing the full armour of Christ...
Me : Honestly looking forward to hold your hands one of these days
Girl : Touch not my anointed says the Lord
Me : when will I see you then?
Girl : Only those that are saved will see the Lord!
Me : Alright, I give up…
Girl : God will never give up on you
Me : What can I get for you on your birthday?
Girl :The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want.🙅🏽‍♀️😏💀😂😁🙆🏾‍♂️

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*I don buy mirror down I no wan hear say mirror dey expensive if I don buy my iPhone 20 🙂‍↔🤭*

No matter how hard a man shakes his manhood after urinating, the last drop belongs to the innerwear🤣🤣