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The other night I was invited out for a night with the " Girl. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed ad the margaritas went down way too easily
Around 3 a m , a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I go in the door, the started up and cuckooed 3 times quickly, realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quockwitted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him (even when totally smashed...3cuckoos plus 9xuckoos totals 12 cuckoos=mibnight the next morning my husband asked me what time I got in ,I told home midnight.. He didn't seem pi**ed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then hr said we need a new cuckoo clock when I asked him why, he said ,well, last night our clock cuckooed tree times then said,oh s**t cuckooes4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted