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Principle of Waiting!

Thursday Night Post! Problem No Dey Finish!

1. If we must examine this assertion critically, indeed problem is unending, we must just learn
to manage our attitude and response to problems!

2. Since nursery school, we have not rested 😴

3. We all know the beginning of a problem, we don’t know how it will end!

4. Every promotion, growth, new responsibility has its own unique problem!

5. Some problem have solution, some you are the solution while some you transfer the problem ✌🏿 At least it’s another club that will sign Mr. Ole 😂

6. If money can solve your problem, YOU ARE LUCKY!

7. You are owing your landlord, your landlord is owing your company and you are the relationship officer to your landlord- who will pay who? 😂😂😂

8. Wahala is a localized problem with the ability to create significant harm- Wahala be like bicycle

9. VIO arrested NEPA vehicle for lack of papers, as them reach office NEPA discovered say VIO do illegal connection 😂😂😂Na the matter we still dey settle since

10. Problem no dey finish, problem no dey finish na the statement wey dey motivate Buhari to borrow money up and down be that 😂😂😂

M.I.O. 2021

Tuesday Morning Post: Hotels and Bad Service!

1. Expect bad service from an hotel if;

1. You see “cars are parked at owners risk” at the car park

2. The room door uses keys and the keys are hung behind the receptionist—only legends will understand 😂😂😂

3. The bathroom has bucket and bowl

4. The restaurant menu is printed on A4 paper and laminated 😂

5. The room door is metal/iron, just hide your things while inside the room, e get why the door is iron

6. The receptionists/front desk are sitting

7. You see a big signpost outside the hotel “full Air condition”

8. The hotel does short rest (if you don’t gerit, forget about it 😂) or the bar is close to the rooms, it’s a commercial venture not hospitality 😂😂😂

9. The hotel is asking you to fill a LONG form🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃 that looks like spare part invoice 😂😂😂 remember, you will not find Radisson, Marriott, Sharaton, Nicon at all locations, PREPARE YOUR MIND!

10. Do you know there is an hotel somewhere in Nigeria that does morning devotion? wait until you have burial ceremony in some strange villages 😂😂😂😂

M.I.O. 2021

Wednesday Morning Post: Health is Wealth!

1. Have you ever been so ill that your financial or social status didn’t matter, all you wanted is just to be fine?

2. Thank God If Money Is Your Problem Because People Have Real Life Issues Which Money Can’t Solve – Olamide

3. 120/80 BP is such an underrated blessing!

4. Na person wey well dey get aspirations!

5. Ill health can put wealth to shame, with Steve Jobs, money was not the problem

6. My Grandma lived with diabetes for over 35 years, her menu was highly streamlined. It’s actually easier to avoid what causes it at a young age than live with it, also check your sugar level periodically!

7. If the quality/cost of bed determines the quality of sleep, rich people will have the soundest sleep!

8. I just laugh when people lament about money, material things, work, the future etc. Can you guess the only wish of a terminally ill person?

9. Our health should be our priority, go for routine check up, rest, exercise, drink loads of water and avoid negative energy!

10.As small as boil is, it is capable of incapacitating you, particularly boil in strange places 😂😂😂😂

MAY OUR HEALTH NOT FAIL US WHEN IT MATTERS MOST🙏🙏🙏

M.I.O. 2021