HayohMhidey Comedy Arena

12/10/2023

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Shocking Prayer 🙆‍♂️😄

A little boy was ordered to pray🙏 by his parents before they all go to sleep*🛌🏿

Boy👶:i don't know how to pray....!
Dad:Just pray about everything you know about the family ☺and our Neighbors.
Boy👶:Mummy please tell daddy i can't pray😖.

Mummy: Shūt up😤if you don't pray 🙏🏿You'll not eat food in this house😡🙄
Boy:dad,tell sister to pray please😭😖
Dad:My son pray before i slāp👋🏻you hārd now!😤😡

Boy👶:"Dear lord"..."he started"....!"Thank you oh God😊for our visitors and their children 💔who always come here😖to eat our food😋,don't let them finish all our food😢for we shall be hūngry,from today father 😫Any boy who beāts🤜🏻👊🏻or slāp me👋🏻in school help me to slāp them back!Forgive our driver who i always see nāked 😲with my sister wrestling on the bed🍆🍑🔥!help my sister to fight back
Before the driver can make her grow round 🤰🏿,forgive my elder brother who doesn't sleep at home regularly!please,provide clothes to all nāked ladies in my dad's phone and don't let them drain my fathers salary!😶,Give my daddy courage 😌to buy for us good😋things as he always do to Aunty our house girl!😔Again lord don't let our house girl😫put her mouth in my Daddy's mouth👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨,Again please provide shelter for all man who sleeps in mom's room🛌🏿 anytime dad travels.Forgive me wherever i have asked wrongly 😌may God answer my prayer....!"💔😹Nobody said amen!! Everybody regrētted 😒for ever førcing him to pray💔😹🙏🏿

Wahala no dey finish 🏃🏃

12/10/2023

1)do u realize that when u are mādly in love, even insūlt sounds like birthday wishes 😂😂😂😂😂

2)I may not be able to date all the beautiful girls in this group, but I will view their profile picture zoom it and touch their breāsts 😋😋😋😋😋 bēat me if u can 🙄🙄this was the saying of a mād man 😁😁😁😁😁😁

3)I gave my dog w£ed today to make him to be sharp and brave, can you imagine I have been running since morning 🙆🙆😢😢🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

4)my neighbor just found 1k in his old trousers,I hope my trouser is seeing wat other trousers are doing 😁😁😁😁

5) I'm in my neighbors house and they are about to eat,am seeing 4 plates and we are 5,I wonder who is not hungry 🤔🤔🤔🤔

6)dear future kids u will either drink pap or cowbell milk brēãst is for daddy don't come and inconvenience me 😏😏😏😏

7) after loosing a fīght u get home and start imagining all the kunfu skills u could have done to b£at the person, mūmū 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

8) for those of u who read my jokes after laughing u did not like nor comments.
Pronounce these words very fast
🔵Eye
🟤Yam
🔴Stew
🟣Peed
🙄😏🚶🏻‍♂️🚶🏻‍♂️

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