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Build something this year❕

Izuchukwu Sunday on Twitter “The reason why you feel empty and unfulfilled is because you're not building anything. Man is a builder - building things keeps us sane. Start building something (business, family, body, art, etc.) and you'll find meaning. Discover PURPOSE❕”

10 THINGS YOU MUST KNOW
BEFORE GETTING MARRIED.
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1. No matter how posh your spouse is, just remember that one day, they'll use the toilet and may not remember to flush it well. Yes you'll see his/her faeces. Does that sound nice? Flush it and move on, you won't die.

2. As much as you both will smell nice to occasions with glamourous apparels, sometimes you'd wake up to their bad breaths and body odour! They won't always smell nice.

3. Your wife during dating wore her best panties. In marriage, you might see more of torn panties, and shame won't even catch her. Be ready, that your hubby who changed boxer everyday during dating days might be wearing one for a week in marriage. Lol 😂

4. For men with blown egos, one day your wife will challenge, beat her hand to her chest, and you won't do anything. Lol.

5. Some days you'll fight with your spouse all through the day, but you'll be forced to apologise even when you're not at fault because you'll be hor.ny at night and can't just hold it. Konji will humble your ego.

6. Your seraphic and sanctimonious spouse who you hardly saw any fault in, after honeymoon might be the most annoying thing ever. E dey clear for eyes sometimes. lol

7. As a man who's all passionate about s.e.x now, you can't wait to marry. A time will come in marriage, she'd walk around naked and your d**k won't even erect. “Young woman abeg let me rest I'm tired..”

8. Your wife will provoke you and you'd reject food, thinking she'd beg, and she'd just walk away and go to bed. Las las, you'll hide and go and eat. That's what we call trimming your ego. *Holds laugh*

9. Your spouse might love you, but you'll have to deal with the reality that there might be one of your siblings they won't really like sha.

10. There might be times you'll wake up and feel like, “how did I even marry this person”. You'll feel like you just want to be, not because they necessarily did anything wrong o. But guess what? No exit door.

THEY CAN TURN
PEOPLE AGAINST YOU BUT THEY CAN'T TURN
GOD AGAINST YOU.
MOVE ON❕

Five ants + another five ants= Tenants

Ant wey go school= Brilliant

Bringing ant from one country to the other = Important.

Ant wey dey spy = Informant

Ant wey give him life to Christ = Repentant

Ant wey dey find work = Applicant

Ant wey dey do boy-boy = Servant

Ant wey dey ball = Extravagant

Ant wey wicked = Tyrant

Ant wey dem carry come Court = Defendant

Ant wey be leader = Commandant

Ant wey join Army = Lieutenant

Ant wey sabi calculate money = Accountant

Ant wey no send anybody papa = Nonchalant

Ant wey miss her period = Pregnant

Ant wey geh nice smell = Deodorant

Ant wey dey cause problems = Miscreant

Ant wey geh guns = Militant

Ant wey no go school = Ignorant

Ant wey dey Karid = Adjutant

Ant wey dey wear gold = Pendant

Ant wey like cake = Fondant

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Happy New week