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Emmanuel: "Doctor, my girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never cut. How is it possible?".

Doctor w££d: let me tell you a story. "There was once a hunter who always carry a gūn wherever he go. One day he mistakenly took an umbrella instead of his gūn and went out.. . A lion suddenly jumped in Front of him. In order to scãre the 🦁 lion, the hunter used the umbrella like a gūn, and sh0t the lion then it d!ed".

Emmanuel: n0nsense!! Someone else must have sh0t the lion... .

Doctor w££d: Very good!! You understand the story. ...

Next patient🤕 please!!!!😂😂

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Yesterday, I went into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist 🗣️"Hello, could you give me cond*m?,I'm going to my girlfriend's place for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!"🍜😋

The pharmacist gave me the cond*m and as I was going out, I turn back and told him "Give me another cond*m because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too, I might also get a chance there because She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner whenever she sees me.😉❤️

The pharmacist gave me the second cond*m and as I was leaving again I turned back and told him to give me one more cond*m because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute👩😻 and when she sees me she always makes eye contact and since she invited me for dinner I think she is expecting me to make a move.😼😌

Moments later I left🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️.
During dinner, I sat with my girlfriend at the left, the sister on my right and the mum facing me.
So later when my girlfriend's Dad walks in, I lowered my head and starts the dinner prayer.🙏🗣️"Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all you"ve given us"
⌚10minutes after, I was still praying,20 minutes go by, and I'm still praying, keeping my head down, very close to the table.😌

🙄The whole family all looked at each other surprisingly, and my girlfriend was even more surprised than others.
So she gets close to me and whispered to my ear, "I didn't know you're so religious like this"😏

Me with my head still on the table replied, 🗣️"I never knew your dad was a pharmacist!"🤧🙆‍♂️

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