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My ATM card dropped on the ground and got so dusty. I walked into the bank with it. The security guy at the door asked what brought me to the bank. I told him I needed to speak to a top executive for a matter of grave concern.

He led me to a customer care agent.

I told the agent I needed a professional customer care service and would love to see the manager.

He insisted on knowing the specifics. I told him it was asset maintenance and liquidated propensity to enumerate divergent subordination.

He was confused so was I.

The right choice of high sounding meaningless words works just well. He took me to the manager.
The manager smiled at me and offered me a glass of juice seeing I was a potential client with some huge assets.

So why are you here he asked.
Asset maintenance Sir, I said.

Can you elucidate? He responded.
Sure, I mean I need a professional service on some acquired hardware, I replied.

Hmm, so what service are we talking about Sir? He asked.

Cleaning, I responded.

Cleaning? He said, shocked.

Yes sir, cleaning. I need you to help clean my ATM card. It got some dirt on it.

And how's that my business, he thundered.

I showed him the alert of this morning where they charged me for card maintenance.

Now he's calling security.

You charged me for card maintenance, I have brought the card for you to help me maintain, now you are calling security.
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Thought?

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The G0vernor of Benue State Nigeria empower over 150 women with wheel barrow

On the body of the Giant equipment He Wrote - Alia cares.

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Just give them 5 years and they'll be competing with Otedola and Dangote.

Alia, Cares, Indeed!

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