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19/03/2023

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10/02/2023

My ATM card dropped on the ground and got so dusty.

I walk into the bank with it. The security guy at the door asks what brings me to the bank, I tell him I need to speak to a top executive for a matter of grave concern.

He leads me to see a customer care agent.
I tell the agent I need professional customer care service and would love to see the manager.
He insists on knowing the specifics. I tell him it is asset maintenance and liquidated propensity to enumerate divergent subordination.

He is confused so am I. The right choice of high sounding meaningless words works just well.
He takes me to the manager.

The manager smiles at me and offers me a glass of juice seeing I was a potential client with some huge assets.
So why are you here he asks.
Asset maintenance sir, I say.

Can you elucidate? He responds.
Sure, I mean I need professional service on some acquired hardware. I reply back.
Hmm, so what service are we talking about sir? He says.

Cleaning. I respond.
Cleaning? He says back, shocked.

Yes, sir, cleaning. I need you to help clean my ATM card. It got some dirt on it.
And how's that my business, he thundered back.

I showed him the alert of this morning where they charged me for card maintenance.
Now he's calling security.

You charge me for card maintenance, I have brought the card for you to help me maintain now you are calling security.
It is me and you people in this country.
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