LAUGH GAS Nation
How to start life in Nigeria
1...π§₯Buy okrika, wash am well put for body, nobody go know, spray perfume smell nice.Don't look like ur problem...
2...π·π Look for small money, rent one room apartment, commot for your papa house no let them see you finish.
3...πEven if nah garri u see, drink am, no body go know.
Hustle tight and pray one_day_e go pay.
4...Fine one responsible girl that you know she will understand you, tell her everything, if she like she stay, if she no like she leave.
Don't k!ll yourself for anybody.
5...π£Start your life small small because all this big men you are seeing today started somewhere.
6... π’ Don't ever try to live a fake life, open up, who want to like you will definitely like you for who you areπ―.
7...π Person wey no get helper suppose get sense.
Have a great day ahead πβββ
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ANGELS: Father! We are tired of these Nigerians in heaven.
GOD: What have they done this time?
ANGELS: Everything!, They don't listen to instructions! They don't obey traffic rules! They don't wait for their turn in anything! They are completely reckless! (Exasperated) In fact they have made heaven a living hell since they got here.
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GOD: Then we better send them to hell! (Calls the Devil). Hello..
Satan: Hello God, call me later. There's an issue
I'm trying to resolve.
Ten minutes later:
GOD: Hello Lucifer
SATAN: I'll call you back. The issue has turned into a crisis.
An hour later:
SATAN: Hello?
GOD: What's going on over there?
SATAN: It's the Nigerians I have with me in hell! (He stammers), they... they... they have quenched the fire in hell and installed air conditioners! πββοΈπββοΈππ
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31/10/2022
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