2Funny Emmy

1. Hāiry Thing😊😂😍🤗
A little boy was in the bathroom with his mum. The boy asked, "What's that hāiry thing, mummy?" She replied, "That is my spønge." "Oh yes," said the boy, "The help has got one too. I've seen her wāshing dad's fāce with it."The mum fa!nted!😂😂

2. My brother, fēel free and wear your bøxer for two weeks. Merlin wore one trouser from season 1 to season 5 but nothing happened to him😂😂

3. Ladies that use nākēd hands
to carry hot pot.
My brother you better be cārefūl. Because, if they slāp you errrhh.
You will prefer thūnder ⚡😂

4. Not Every Girl That Takes Toothpick Wants To Use It On Her Teeth, Some Normally Use It To Scràtçh Their 8 Months Old Weavon😂😂

5. A drūñkard fãlls from the 1st floor of a storey
building.
A nearby crowd rūshes to help him:
Crowd: What happened?

Drūñkard: I don't know ooo. I also just arrived😂

5. I Remember Those Days When People Comm!t Su!cide Just Because Of Br0ken Héart. Nowadays They Just Delēte Your Nūmber 😂😂

6. Girls are like an internet v!rus: they enter your life, scān your pockets, transfer møney, edit your mind, download their prøblems and Delēte your smile...😂Not all sha 😋

7. The moment you are strūggling for food at a wedding and mistakēnly discønnect the speaker wire with your leg😂😂


8. Some men will wear one bøxer for five days and will clean a chair before sitting down.some will even lay a handkerchief before they sit on it😕 Who are you deciev!ng my brother😂

9. Ladies are w!cked. They will lay on your chest and ask, "Hōney have you ever chēated on me?" ...then wait for your héart to bēāt fast.😂🙆‍♂️😐

10. That moment when you are in a family gathering, and that stubb0rn child took your wallet without your notice, she opened it and brought out a sachet of cond0m in the presence of everybody, she went straight to your father and told him "Daddy please open this chocolate for me😂🏃‍♂️

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1) ME AS A MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER:

"My Brother, No Gree For Anybody ooo 😒😒; if you visit a person's house, and their Food is not Sweet, Tell The Wife to improve better 💥💥🙄😂😂😂😂😂

2) That Awkwārd Moment when you decided to carry out an examínatíon MaIprâçtice in an Exam hall with the Person beside you,
And You Later found out that, the person Is One of the Invigilâtors for that Exam 😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂

3) "... YOUR REWARD IS IN HEAVEN!"....yet you flâúnt expênsíve Cars and jets in this earth 🙄😒😒😒

This Whining must end this year ooo 😒😒😒😂

4) This World should Not Yet ēnd ooooo 😒😒😒

I Never Chåse My Future Daughter's Boyfriēnd With Cútlâss 😒😒😒😂😂😂😂😂

5) Our Agric Teacher Asked All of Us to Bring One Cup of Garri and Súgár and Gròundnut to her House!!!

She said She wants to use it for Our Exam PracticaIs, But Thank God, I Understand 😒😒😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

6) MATHS TEACHER: For About 8 years, This School has Rēfūsed to Saçk me, because the Students Are always Saying that, I set CHEÅP Exam Questions!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰

The Iôwest you can get in My exams is 80/100 😲🥰🥰🥺

Just go and ask ALL your previous Seniors 🥰🥰🥰

The EXAM QUESTION: If Favour Appēar In your dreåm and Hold Cûtlass, Find the Probâbility That You'll Come Out of that Dream AIive!! 💥💥😳😳😳😂😂😂😂😂😂

7) A føølish Man Always cømplains that his pocket has H0les 😔😔😔😔,

But A Wise Man will Use the hoIe in His pocket, To Scråtch his Privåte pàrt. 💥💥💥😂😂😂😂😂

8) Favour, if you don't have Money again unlike Before, Please let us know, maybe we can help You out 😒😒

Which One Again Is:
"Once in a While, it's good to Act As if you're Brøke!" 🙄🙄😒😒😒😂😂😂

9) You Saw me Trekkíng In the Tërrible Hòt Sun,
And You Decided to Kidnåp Me, into your Mercedes Benz Where there's AC and Soft Seat..., And you Expëct me to Shöut For Help?!!! 😒😒😒😒

Abeg Shift, Make I slëep jare!! 😒😒😂😂😂😂

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