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On Sunday, during service, the pastor asked all the unmarried men to stand up. I stood with them. He then asked the single ladies to stand, and they did.

While they were standing, my eyes caught one very beautiful lady. I asked the guy beside me about her, and he told me she is the pastor’s daughter.

Immediately, I quietly returned to my seat.

The pastor noticed and asked why I sat down. I told him I was no longer single because I had just seen my life partner. The whole church shouted “Hallelujah.”

The pastor, looking pleased, handed me the microphone to point out who I was talking about. I pointed at his daughter.

The church went completely silent for a few seconds.

He quickly took back the microphone and asked the church to pray against any evil spirit trying to attack his family.

Up till now, I still stand in front of my mirror wondering how I suddenly became a demon in that man’s eyes.

🤯 𝟐𝟑 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐒 in the final seconds of the Campeonato Mineiro final between Cruzeiro and Atlético MG! 🟥

A HUGE brawl breaks out… and after things finally cooled down, Cruzeiro lifted the trophy. 🏆

A𝐁𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐔𝐓𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐎𝐒. 😅

Arthur Okonkwo keeps a clean sheet in goal as Wrexham earn a narrow away victory over Sheffield Wednesday.