Nime

No one : ……..
Student : (yawning🥱 in class)
Lecturer : swallow me ooo
Student : I no Dey chop goat 😒😒

I was on my own trying to think about my life when union bank sent me this message:

"Dear Consumer....
we warned you 5 years ago and we are
here to warn you again.
Your bank account with
balance of: N-0.015 has been
restricted and
banned due to the
instruction by CBN
regarding Bank Verification
Number
You will no longer be able
to deposit or withdraw
money from your bank
account.

Please kindly return our
withdrawal booklet
and the ATM Card we issued
you as you
could not even be kind
enough to come and
verify your account after we
opened it free of charge
for you and still dashed you
N1000 as bonus
which you withdrew
immediately without
leaving a dime for us.

We do not want to involve
the police in this
matter because na God go
punish you and we swear;
we will not warn you again,
so just respect yourself and
return all the bank
documents we gave you b4 chineke akpo gi oku there.
Idiot😭😭"

Your's faithfully...
Union bank of Nigeria
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I remain your married man 💞

Samuel Hillary

A LADY'S phone INBOX

1..I love you dear (Kingsley)
2..Can I take you out tonite? (Andrew)
3..I always feel bad when I see you with another man (Fred)
4.. Sweetie don't forget the trip (MD)
5..Darling, have you seen the credit I sent u? (Collins)
6..Honey, I will do whatever it takes just for you to be by my side (Evans)
7..Consider it done (Minister)
8..Baby, check your account bal and call me back(Chairman)

A GUY'S PHONE INBOX:..

1..Your data bundle will soon expire (MTN)
2..Hey dude, give me a break! I told you am geting married(Jane)
3..Don't you dare call me again, idiøt(Patricia)
4..I’m warning you for the last time oo (Landlord)
5..Brother I’m still expecting the money for the admission form (young bro)
6..My son, how are you? Please send us some money (Mama)
7..I haven't seen my period for 2 months (Neighbour's daughter)..
..and u expect us to gain weight🥺
Howwww?? 😭😭
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I remain your married man 💞

Samuel Hillary