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President Bola Tinubu has approved ₦10 billion emergency intervention fund and established a Presidential Task Force to strengthen Nigeria's preparedness against the growing Ebola outbreak in parts of Africa.

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“When I was in the k!dn@ppèrs’ den, their boss once handed me his phone and told me to install WhatsApp and TikTok for him.

I no even argue, I just collect the phone… but while I was there doing it, I quietly sneaked to check live scores to see how Manchester United were doing on the Premier League table

Fear dey, tènsi0n dey everywhere… but somehow my brain still dey ask “how United dey go?”

I still remember clearly, na November period I check am we were sitting in 9th position that time

At that point I realized say nothing fit ever cure this my support for Manchester United. If I fit dey check table inside that kind situation, then nothing fit ever sh@ke me again.

United for life. Glory, glory Manchester United”

— A tèrr0r!st sûrviv0r has shared an unusual memory from his time in c@pt!v!ty, revealing that he used a rare opportunity with a k!dn@ppèr’s phone to check Manchester United’s position on the Premier League table.