Gentle mighty

CAN YOU IMAGINE!

My wife called me John instead of the usual sweet pet names.

Me: How dare you address me by my first name? You don't have respect for elders again ba? 🙄🙄🙄

Wify: Is John not your name again?

Me: You're still repeating it. You must pack your things and leave my house today today! I won't tolerate this disrespect from you.

Wify: Haaa, sh**un l'aiye ni? someone cannot play with you?

Me: Angrily walked away
🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶

Few hours later, heavy rain started falling, see cold everywhere, I tried to drink hot tea and cover myself with duvet, but this stubborn cold just won't go.

Later in the night...

I started using my leg to hit my wife anyhow to get some attention.

Wify: While still sleeping, facing the other side, she angrily said "John is that you?"

Me: in a low tone "Yes my love"

Wify turned and faced me and was like...

Wify: Ehen oga, sebi you asked me to pack my things and leave your house because I called you John in the afternoon? Oya, I'm ready to go.

Me: Forgive me my love, I did not know what I was doing...omodé ló'n semí. Omode o le mo eko je koma ra lowo (Na small pikin dey worry me).

Wify: Ehen, are you sure?

Me: Yes now! See ehh, feel free to d!srespect me, you can even ask me to bark like a bingo...whoo! Whatever you do is a goal.

Wifey now smiling....

Wifey: Johnny, Johnny

Me: Yes mama

Wifey: Johnny Bobo

Me: Yes baby

Wifey: Oya go and off the light.

Me: 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

NB: No be say I no know my right oo, just that I love peace, and they taught us in church to live peacefully with our wives. This shows that I'm a good Christian boy😂

I repeat!!!!!
Lies are necessary when the truth is too difficult to believe