Lastborn moni
25/10/2024
Abeg if 4pm do make una wake me so that i go chop morning foodππ
Trust me..
The fist girl when on your @ is pregnant for you.π
Girls without are needed
We want to make horror movieπππ
HEY U ,YES U,
U WILL SUCCEED IN LIFE π₯Ίπ€².
Something good is coming to you this weekππ
GMπ
I will treat you right .
Person wey never treat em infection finish π€£
19/10/2024
I once switched on the flash light on my phone to look for my phone π₯²
10/10/2024
Omo this one choke
What is *YAWA*?
*YAWA* is when u give a beautiful girl a lift and she faints in your car.
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You take her to the hospital and when you get there, the Doctor says she's
pregnant and congratulates you that you are going to be father very soon.
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You then shout that
you are not the father and the girl says you are the
father.
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Things are now getting *YAWAFUL*.
You require a DNA test to prove you are
not the father.
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Things are now getting *YAWASTIC* when
the doctor comes with the result saying you can not
be a father because you are infertile.
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You are relieved, but on your way home you remember you are married with three kids at home!... Now you are extremely *YAWACIOUS*.
Now, you begin to ask yourself who is the
father of those kids.πΉπΉπΉπΉπΉπΉ. You get home to find out that the
gateman is their real father.
π³π³π³πππ. You are now
*YAWADED*..
You decided to travel home to complain to your mother about the latest development.. And your Mum with tears running down her cheeks tells u, my son.. I'm so sorry... Your Dad ain't really your Dad...
Then u know that things are now *YAWASTICATED* .
Wishing you a YAWA FREE WEEKDAYSπ€£π€£π€£ , Don't Laugh Alone! ππ½ββππ½ββππ½ββππ½ββ
Stay safe y'all
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15/09/2024
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