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NEMAN AURE 2.
Wani Saurayi ne yana son wata yarinya, rannan sai ya tafi don su gaisa da mahaifinta, domin idan ya amince ya turo iyayensa a yi maganar aure. Ya isa gidan surukan nasa yana shan taba. Ga yadda hirarsu ta kwashe da mahafin yarinyar:
Saurayi: Baba ina kwana?
Baba: Lafiya lau, ashe da ma kana shan taba?
Saurayi: A’a, ba halina ba ne. Na saba ne idan na sha giya ba na jin dadi, sai na sha taba.
Baba: Tabdi! Wato har giya ma kake sha ke nan?
Saurayi: A’a, idan na je gidan rawa ne kawai nake sha.
Baba: To, har gidan rawa kake zuwa?
Saurayi: Eh! Amma da can ba na zuwa, sai da na dawo daga gidan yari ne na fara zuwa.
Baba: Gidan yari fa ka ce, kai kuma me ya kai ka can?
Saurayi: kaddara ce ta sa na je, kisan kai na yi.
Baba: Kisan kai, wa ka kashe?
Saurayi: Wani mahaifin budurwata na kashe saboda na tambayi auren ’yarsa ya hana ni.
Baba: Kai, Lale marhabin da saurayin ’yata. Gobe ka turo iyayenka mu yi maganar aure. (Mahaifin ya yi haka ne saboda tsoro, ya ji zancen kisa).

Wani bafulatani ne ya je asibiti wajen likita domin a duba shi sai ya tafi da robar Lacasera rike a hannun shi, da shigarsa wajen likitan sai yace wa likitan yallabai amshi wannan robar kasha kaji abinda ke ciki, sai likitan ya amsa dama ya san bafulatanin da wauta sai yace wa bafulatanin nas ha amma babu zaki kodai ruwa ka kara wa lemun? Sai bafulatanin nan ya ce a’a, nima robar na tsinta a kan hanya shine nayo fitsari a ciki saboda na kawo maka kasha kaji ko inada ciwon sugar, to amma naji dadi da kace babu zaki nasan kana nufin ba ni da ciwon sugar kenan. Idan kai ne likita me za ka ma bafulatanin??