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Week 12

Weekly
Grade

Ebby's Official Team
89.76 4-8-0
79.76

VS
proj

Paul's Pleasant Team
116.76 11-1-0
106.77
Team 2 Dunks on Team 1: A C-Grade Performance!
In a thrilling display of mediocrity, Paul's Pleasant Team triumphed over Ebby's Official Team with a score of 116.76 to 89.76, sealing the deal early on Sunday. Ebby's Official Team, bless their hearts, can only aspire to improve their grade from a solid C--maybe a little extra credit will help? But hey, at least they beat their own projection, right?

Ebby's Official Team's shining star was Jaylen Waddle, who somehow managed to score 24.4 points, obliterating their projection of 7.84--what a surprise! Meanwhile, Christian McCaffrey decided to take a vacation from scoring, falling woefully short with just 6.3 points instead of the expected 17.23. On the other hand, Paul's Pleasant Team's Patrick Mahomes was a superstar, scoring 28.76 points and crushing their projection like it was a paper cup, while Justin Jefferson apparently thought the game was optional, limping in with a dismal 3.7 points against a projection of 13.66.

With this win, Paul's Pleasant Team improves their record to an impressive 11-1-0, firmly holding the top spot in the league. Meanwhile, Ebby's Official Team continues to wallow in the depths of despair at 4-8-0, clinging to the 8th position like a cat stuck in a tree. Can Ebby's Official Team find a way to turn their season around, or are they destined for a permanent spot in the basement of Yahoo Public 22224?

Looking ahead to next week, Ebby's Official Team faces Raymond's First-Rate Team, and they might want to consider actually showing up to the game this time. A little effort might just go a long way! As for Paul's Pleasant Team, they're set to take on Caleb's Choice Team, and with their current form, they should be fine as long as they don't forget to set their lineups. Just remember, Paul's Pleasant Team, no more letting your worst players make a mockery of your lineup!