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Naija babes and their wayo!
Dey be like, "God bless the man behind my smile
but dem no go mention the man name lailai
because na like 17 men dey behind d smiles!!

My wife and I were having a serious quarrel when I said to her..."pack your things and ....."At that point, her phone rang, so I had to stop for her to receive the call. It was her dad. The phone was on speaker so I could hear what he was saying. After the usual pleasantries between father and daughter, he said:"my daughter, I have transferred $1,000,000 into your account, give your husband $500,000 out of it, and you can have the other half."After the good-byes, the call ended, and she turned to me:"you said I should pack my things and do what?" "I SAID PACK YOUR THINGS AND GIVE THEM TO ME TO WASH.". Abeg if na u wetin u go talk?

Morning Folks
Now, Something funny happened
this morning....

Some People woke up this morning, and as
early as 6am they were at the tank.
Everybody wanted to take their bath with
salt and water as if there was a deadline...

"So Ebola don dey fly?" Lol

I'm sure you got messages or calls about
should I say another cure for "Ebola Virus"
Salt? Really?
No more bitter cola? Lolzzzz
"Dangote go sell salt tire today"

God help us all
Have a 9ce day jare

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