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i dated an illiterate who could not speak good english so one day i send her a "good night" text guess what in the next five minute i received a text when i open it blood of God i just saw "may your gentle soul rest in peace" heeeeey i swear my brother i could'nt sleep that night till the next mourning. dont laugh alone, share. more@music/comedy library

a man was suffering from cancer bt he always tells people dat he has HIV so one day his son daddy y r u lying to people dat u hv HIV when u dont. d man replied my son am doing dis because i dont anybody to chase ur beautiful mummy when am died n d son was suprise