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[6/8, 06:38] +234 806 153 2220: I was watching one American film yesterday night with my Dad 👴 and Mum, 👱 as we were watching the film, a young boy of my age started romancing his girlfriend, they kissed 😘🙊 each other and when the
guy's hand crossed the girl's private part,😰😍
I looked straight at my dad and noticed that his eyes 👀 had changed, then I focused my eyes on the film even though I knew my dad wanted me to leave the parlour at once, I did not care.😁🙅
They were still kissing, this time hotter, then
they both fell on the bed and the guy was about to open the girl's brazier.🙇🙎😹

My Dad looked at me with his red eyes and
shouted
Have you ironed the car?

I REPLIED :
Yes

i even spread it on the rope!!!

😁😂😀😂😂😂😂
[6/8, 06:38] +234 806 153 2220: Hustle oh make them no tell you say the moment I saw that shirt I knew you were the one coming 💔😂
[6/8, 06:38] +234 806 153 2220: The way naija parents makes their kids to sleep sounds like robbery attack.... "Oya lie down,close your eyes,face the wall, if I hear pim!!!"♨
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[6/8, 06:38] +234 806 153 2220: When doctors write prescription, you can't see it clearly, but when they write the bill, it's very clear🏃🏾‍♂🏃🏾‍♂
[6/8, 06:38] +234 806 153 2220: Eating Suya with Someone dat paid for it is so Stressful😂, u will be waiting for d Holy Spirit to instruct u to pick anoda one😀
[6/8, 06:38] +234 806 153 2220: Waste of resources is when you die a virgin and still go to hell
[6/8, 06:47] +234 806 153 2220: *If you suspect he lied to you about his marital status try calling him by 10pm and thank me later....bye😀🏃*
[6/8, 06:47] +234 806 153 2220: *"My love for you is killing ..."You better tell him you are not ready for grave , he should look elsewhere*

*Na dem ooo*
[6/8, 06:47] +234 806 153 2220: *_One of the advantages of wearing a wig is that you can remove it at any owambe to go and collect second round of food_*😁😁😁
[6/8, 06:47] +234 806 153 2220: Seek ye first the account numbe

[5/31, 22:12] +234 806 153 2220: I don't have time to Google the correct spelling. I write what I can pronounce, you are the one who'll suffer the KwensiKwensis😂
[5/31, 22:12] +234 806 153 2220: *Help me thank GOD..... I now have properties in abroad.*

*My friend traveled to USA with my earphone and charger.*
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[5/31, 22:13] +234 806 153 2220: White kid : Sorry mom I'll try harder next term
Black kids: ahh but I'm not the only one who failed..
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[5/31, 22:13] +234 806 153 2220: *Imaging you happen to use a public toilet with no tissue or water. U only have a Bible & 10million dollar cheque.* *What will you use to wipe your ass? Be honest*
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
_As for me I was going to tear off that part in the Bible where Judas betrayed Jesus, that part is too heartbreaking_
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[5/31, 22:13] +234 806 153 2220: I wanted to date you but you said you have a boyfriend....
Now you are asking me for money 💰
🔽🔽
My sister!!! Have you ever seen a UBA staff collecting salary from GT-BANK???
What rubbish??? 7
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
[5/31, 22:13] +234 806 153 2220: *THREE TYPES OF SMELL IN A BEDROOM AFTER MARRIAGE:*

* SIX MONTHS:* Perfumes, Body Sprays, Flowers, Body Lotions, Fragrances etc ....The whole place smells like heaven!

* YEAR & ABOVE:*
Johnson Baby Powder, Baby Lotion, Castor Oil, Olive Oil, Abidec Vitamins & other Baby's Medicines etc ....

* #50 YEARS & ABOVE:*
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[5/23, 09:28] +234 806 153 2220: It is only Indian movies that arm robbers will be singing inside the bank after robbing and police will be outside the bank dancing🙆🏻🙆🏻🙆🏻🙆🏻🙆🏻🙆🏻🙆🏻
Yeye people
[5/23, 10:34] +234 806 153 2220: Before you marry any Nigerian 🇳🇬 fair lady, ask for her SS3 pictures so as to predict the color of your kids. Say no to 419
[5/23, 10:34] +234 806 153 2220: A GUY can control Twelve Cows with ONE stick...

Do u get my point? ✊🏾😂😂✋🏾
[5/23, 10:34] +234 806 153 2220: To All Girls i ignored when I was in a Relationship 🤔🤔

Am really sorry, the Devil was using me 😭😭😭😭🙆🏽‍♂

Imagine someone owing u 1milion just posted "I wish i could die now" die go where? My dear you're covered with d blood of jesus😂

*👑 Of Comedy Kingdom🏅*

*MOUTHPIECE Of AFRICA🌍🎖*

*👑 MHIZTA DONFREE✍🏻A Man With A Good ❤💯🥇

* to take some rest see you guys in the evening time*

[5/22, 08:15] +234 701 641 0496: The reason why it seems like other guys are more caring than ur boo is because they have not received your holy communion. 🤔
Collect wisdom....

*👑 Of Comedy Kingdom🏅*

*MOUTHPIECE Of AFRICA🌍🎖*

*👑GERSHON✍🏻A Man With A Good ❤💯🥇*

* EVENING*
[5/22, 08:15] +234 701 641 0496: S*x is like a secret cult everybody belongs to,
but no one admits being a member.
Except pregnant women!

*👑GERSHON✍🏻A Man With A Good ❤💯🥇*

* MORNING and HAPPY NEW WEEK*
[5/22, 08:42] +234 701 641 0496: 5k to get 100k💰💰💸💵
Is real!!!
All you have to do is to choose the colour of thunder that wll fire you😃🏃🏻‍♀🏃🏻‍♀🤣

*👑 Of Comedy Kingdom🏅*

*MOUTHPIECE Of AFRICA🌍🎖*

*👑GERSHON✍🏻A Man With A Good ❤💯🥇*

* EVENING*
[5/22, 08:42] +234 701 641 0496: Girls favourite lie
I only slept with one guy before meeting u🤣🤣🤣😜😜😜😜