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Yesterday morning, my mum sent me to buy rice urgently before all the good ones finish for market 😭🍚

I was still sleepy, so I rushed straight to the bathroom to bathe quickly 🚿😩

Immediately I entered, NEPA took light ⚡💔

Everywhere became dark like village meeting 😭

I remembered I had just barb my hair yesterday and applied expensive hair cream so I didn’t want water to spoil it 😌✨

I started searching for my shower cap but couldn’t find it anywhere 🤦🏽‍♂️

Because I was in a hurry, I used the nearest thing I touched in the room 😭

After bathing, I dressed up sharply 👌🏽
Sprayed perfume twice because market girls deserve good things 😌😂

As I entered the bus, people started looking at me strangely 😭

One small boy even pointed at me and whispered to his mum,
“Mummy see this man…” 😂😂

But I ignored everybody because handsome men always face challenges 😌💀

Then I noticed one very fine girl beside the window 😍
Fresh skin, long lashes, smelling like money 😭❤️

I said to myself,
“This is your chance to impress somebody’s future wife.” 😂

I adjusted my shirt and said softly,
“Good morning beautiful 😊”

The girl looked at me once…

Paused…

Then bent down laughing like generator that refused to start 😭😂

Even the conductor missed somebody’s change because of laughter 💀

I was confused 😩
I thought maybe my English entered her soul 😭

I brought out my front camera to check my face…

JESUS CHRISTTTTT 😭😭😭

Instead of shower cap…

Na my sister’s pink pant I tie for head since 😭🏃🏽‍♂️💨😂😂

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