Not Pollock

Here is a complete photographic image of these new Donato Colorado run slap devices that will be made available continuing tonight and tomorrow and potentially beyond if supplies last. The price is zero dollars.

Also much appreciation is being made to those who commited to holding a large bumper sticker for long portions of the show last night and to those who may presumably do so in the future. Please stay tuned for more awkward-to-deal-with (but free) devices.

You’ve heard of the ticket tree…