Fuutsi

Death watching you buying a plot instead of eating the money.

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“In 2009, I was completely broke—more broke than anyone reading this right now. That year, I took a girl I really liked to visit my wealthy uncle at his house. We went in together, and my uncle saw her. I just stepped out for a moment to use the restroom. By the time I came back, my uncle had already taken her number—and she gave it to him! Can you imagine?

Two weeks later, that same rich married uncle bought her a car and started dating her. Meanwhile, I had no money and was walking everywhere on foot. Now, that same girl just drives past me while I’m trekking under the hot sun. Since that day until now, I haven’t spoken to that uncle again.”

- Media Personality Tunde Ednut

But I only have one child.

Me:

Bola ana apano kuli ma bathing towel ife ankangotiponya m'mwamba katatu tauma😂