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😂HILARIOUS JOKES. ACTIVATE YOUR MORNING 😍😍🤗.....................................................................................

1. The sméll of some w0men weavon inside public transport is enough motivation to buy my own car!!!
Omo,I almost d!ed today..😭😒🚶

2. Sometimes I shake my head just 2 make sure my brain is still inside. Because anything can happen in this country without anybody noticing. 😂😂😂

3. WHAT IS STUP!DiTY?
Stup!dity is when you have headache and instead of buying Paracetamol, you use the money to buy airtime and log into Facebook to post "Feeling headache" with 57 others, just to get comments like "Get well soon, Sorry dear "

Nnaa,Your foolishness is beyond repair ,infact ya mäd😒🤣🤣

4. That moment when your trying to make a silent fart while chilling with family 😘 and the dev!l connects the speakers 🔊😂😂

5. I was shocked when i called my friend, Mtn was like,,dear customer the person u are trying to call is owing us 500 airtime so if he answers pliz help us to convince him to pay back the loan....i immediately fainted🙆🤣 😂

6. Watching TV with a village girl is cool until she throws stone at the snake🐍 on the TV.🙉🤓😇🙄😌😛😜

7. Aliko Dangote is 136th richest man in the world.
Thinking about my position alone sef is making me to laugh
😆😆😆

8. We are fighting nd u are holding my neck,Do u want to k!ll me? 🙄🙄🙄🙄

9. U got her pregnant and u said is by accident
Sharrapp dia!!!
Why didn't ur spérm attend a driving school?🤔🙄😏

10. Jumping from one man to another is another way of telling God that he shld have created u a Frog🐸...... sister abeg rest 🤔
😂

11. I hate it when going to put offering in church and one fat girl keeps dancing
forwards and backwards like MTN Network😉😂
Mtcheww😂😂😂

12. Fat girls are shy to hang their pants outside😜
Why????
Because they know it looks like a parachute😱😂😂
😂😂😂🙆🙆😂😂😂

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Welcome to Nigeria 😂😂
-We call every toothpaste COLGATE!
We don't care😂 😂 😂!
We are like that😂 😂 😂!
-We call every insecticide DOOM!
We can't help it😋😋😋!
-We call every detergent omo
It's in our DNA😜😜😛!
-We point at an empty chair and ask “Who's sitting there”?
We are like that🙅🙅
🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️!
We use our mouth and our hand to knock at the same time "koh koh koh" Who's in the house🙅‍♀️
We are just like that.
-When Nepa⚡ takes Electricity, we go out and, check if it's the whole
street!
We are just like that🙅🙅!
-We use a bar of soap till it looks like a sim card
We don't have a problem🙈🙈🙈!
-We buy something, skip instructions & ask neighbors how it's
used!
We don't care😂🤣!
-We withdraw money from an ATM then count it before walking away.
We don't trust anybody, not even a machine that is made by man😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣.
-We lock the car then try to open it 2 times before walking away!
We are courteous 😂🤣😂🤣🤣.
-We turn off the volume just to smell what's burning,
-We are like that😂🤣😂
-We can't change, the way we are 😂👍
-We are 😂😂🤪 Nigerians
🏊🏊😂😂😂
When We are inside a bus and the driver takes an unfamiliar route or turn, we all remove our ear phones to see clearly 😂😂😂.

We are Africans😂😂😂😂😂😀

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1.AFIRCAN parents be like " *Emmanuel*!!!, come and greet your uncle that just returned from Europe He travelled the day you were born😴. Do you still remember him"?😀

2.Do you know that those people 😌 who were
sold during
Slāvē_Trādē 🥳, are now Black Americans,
enjoying America
and Europe but my stÙbbÒrn GrÀndfÀther👴🏾
refused to be sold… See Me nah… now
am a NigÈrian shouting up Nepa.😂

3.I was driving🏎️ Porsche in my dream 💭 last night until my Mom slāpped me and said "Stop pushing the bed to the kitchen id!ot..😂

4."I will take a būllet for you", says a guy
that cannot take ordinary paracetamol
without putting it inside Eba.
Mtcheww😂

5.ushers In Church, They Act Like They're The Biological Children Of God. And The Rest Of Us Were Just Adopted..😂😂

7.When You Want to Charge your phone In a Football Viewing centre and You Mistakenly Off The DSTV during penalty shoot out..
shey you remember when your mum always tell you that your phone will k!ll you one day ?.. The moment has finally come.. Just get ready to d!e😂

8.A woman was bre@stfeeding her son in her shop, a lady passing by said he sūcks just like his father. we are still separating the f!ght. that is where I am since morning.😂

9.How countries bêg for Bread
America: "Please, can I have some?"
England: "Mind if I have a b!te?"
Asia: "Honey, can I join you??"
Nigeria: "Bros, is that bread soft??"😂

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