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Coola Gang - Zumbalela (Official Video) Coola Gang Performing Zumbalela. The Video was shot by the number one Director In Africa SESAN OGUNRO In Diani Kenya. Follow: Twitter: ...

Setup for see you there.... all beers at ksh. 400

cocktails:
Black mamba at 300
Tequila sunrise at 300
mojito at 400
pina colada at 300
B52 at 300
Jager Bomb at 500
Blow Job at 300

non alcoholic cocktails:
cocolada at 150
Berry sweetheart at 150
Cinderella at 150

shots:
vodka, gilbeys, sambuca, richott at 100
Tequila, amarula at 150
Jameson 180

Wine at 200 per glass

Various offers on bottles.

SEE YOU THERE!

A Luyha Man invited his friends for
his
mother's burial. After
lowering the body, the family put
yam,
rice, meat etc, into the grave in line
with
tradition. A Kikuyu man asked why?
The
Luhya man smiled & said, according
to our
tradition, the dead go on a long
journey &
need all the food items they can
get".
A Luo man dropped 100,000k inside
and
said,"when the food is
finished, buy some more". A Kisii man
dropped 50,000k and said,
"add this in case it's not enough".
The Kikuyu man smiled and brought
out his
cheque book &
wrote a cheque of 200,000k, dropped
it in
the coffin & took the
150,000k notes as change, then said,
"withdraw when you reach
dear...It is going to be a dangerous
journey
we don't
know how many robbers are out there
and
after all we are in a
cashless economy!

Ukioa dame wa kujipaka
make up kila saa na kuvaa
weave.Usiku,unalala na
rihanna.Asubuhi unaamka na
besigye.ROTFL!