Ken Njeru

A 70 year old lady was standing next to the railing on a cruise ship. ....⛴ She was using both hands to hold her hat onto her head so it wouldn't blow away..... 🙆🏼‍♀️

A gentleman approached the lady and said ..... "Ma'am, .... I am sorry to bother you but the wind is blowing your dress up".....

The lady replied,...... "Sir, if I take my hands off my hat it will blow away"...... 😧

"I understand,..ma'am,..... but .... you aren't wearing any panties", ..... replied the gentleman.

The lady looked down then ...... back up at the gentleman and said, "Sir, .... anything you see down there is 70 years old. I bought this hat only yesterday"....🤣🤣😅😅

Financially - I'm going to win.
Career wise - I'm going to win.
Mentally - I'm going to win.
Emotionally - I'm going to win.
Physically - I'm going to win.
Family wise - I'm going to win.
With Love - I'm going to win.
In my life - I'm going to win.

I'm claiming it all

🤣At a dinner🍽️ filled with friends neighbors👨‍👩‍👦‍👦 and extended family👨‍👩‍👦‍👦
members,

A little boy👦 of about 8years was ask to lead in prayers🤲 dear lord
"he started

"Thanks for giving me lovely such perent.👨‍👩‍👦‍👦
Thanks for our visitors and their children👶 who came today

to eat 😋all our food and ice cream,🍨🍧🧊
Bless them so that they won't come again.

Forgive our neighbors son🧔🏻‍♂️ who rem0ve my sister's👭 clothe👘 from
her body and wrestle 🤼‍♂with her this afternoon.

Lord God this coming Christmas, 🎅🏿please send clothe👘 to all those
nàked ladies👭 on Dad's laptop💻

And provide shelter for those homeless🏠 men who always stay in
mommy's room when Daddy is at work

Amen🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Scientists are still investigating why visitors pretend to be watching TV when food is brought to him/ her 🤣🤣
What might be the reason according to you?