Something To Smile About

WIFE: honey let's play a game.
HUSBAND: okay. What's the game about?
WIFE: if I mention a fruit, you'll run to the left side of the room and touch the wall, if I mention a color, you'll run to the right side of the room and touch the wall. If u run to the wrong direction, you'll give me all your salary for this month.
HUSBAND: Okay! And if u fail in ur turn, I'll have your salary too ryt?
WIFE: 😃(smiles) yes darling!
HUSBAND: okay. (stands up ready to run in any direction)
You start
WIFE: Orange!😳

4 HOURS NOW...

The husband is still standing on the spot wondering if she meant the fruit or the color.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

A Lawyer, representing a wealthy art collector called him and said, "Paul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."
The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day; Let's hear the good news first."
The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today and she informed me that she invested $1,500 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $10 to15 million. And I think she could be right."
Paul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"
The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you & your secretary." 🤣 😈

Side chick is a young girl between 18 and 25 years.
If you are between 26 and 30 you are a side hen and above 30 you are a vulture, side vulture.