Gujarati

1970 ladies----
Husband:: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Abhi laee ji
1980 ladies----
Husband: Ek cup Coff ee!
Wife: Abhi laee
1990 ladies----
Husband: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife : Laa rahi hu
2000 ladies----
Husband: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Banake p*e lo
2015 ladies---
Husb: Ek Cup Coffee!
Wife: Kya poochha?
Husband: Maine poochha,
ek cup coffee tumhari bhi bana du?....

vs

Zindagi ka pehla pyaar kon bhulata hain,
Ye phli bar hota h jb koi kisi ko khud se
badhkar chahta h…
Uski pasand, uski khwahish me khud ko bhul
jata h,
Akele mein uska naam likh likh kar mitata h…
Baat karne se phle sochta h, kya kehna h.,
Baat hone ke baad fir kuch kehna reh jata h..
Hota h itna khoobsurat pehla pyar,
Toh jane kyun aksar adhoora reh jaata h…
jaane kyu hasta insaan "silent" ho jata h