Desert Rose Rising

To the genius who thought it would be HILARIOUS to leave a package on their porch filled with GLITTER so that it’d go everywhere whenever i opened it, I’ve already contacted the police.

I grabbed what I thought was a normal package and now my entire car is COVERED in glitter. The seat, the floor, the center console… it’s everywhere. Anyone who has ever dealt with glitter knows that stuff never comes out. It’s in every crack, every seam, every surface of my car.

I think the box was filled with fart spray as well because my car smells like an outhouse now.

What kind of grown adult thinks this is funny?? This isn’t a prank, it’s vandalism. Someone is going to be paying for the cleaning bill because I am absolutely not spending hours trying to vacuum glitter out of every inch of my car.

If this was your idea of a joke, enjoy it while you can, because when the cops figure out who did it, I promise it won’t be nearly as funny anymore.

Don’t let it happen again

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but credit card debt is NOT something you’re actually required to pay back. People act like it’s a legal obligation or something criminal if you don’t. It’s literally not. Credit card companies do the same thing hospitals do. they just write it off, sell it, or forgive it. That’s why it’s called unsecured debt. Unsecured means they can’t come after you for it.

Everyone keeps saying I’m ‘ruining my life’ by not paying it, but all they’re doing is proving they don’t understand how the system works. The bank already got their money through interest. I’ve been paying them interest for YEARS, so at this point the principal they claim I owe is basically imaginary. After everything I’ve already given them, they honestly owe ME money.

People don’t realize credit card debt is optional. It’s not like taxes or student loans. You can literally just stop paying and nothing actually happens besides them sending letters. And guess what? After seven years, it disappears. So why would I give them anything now when they’ve already made thousands off me?

This is why people stay broke. Y’all keep blindly paying bills that don’t even matter because someone told you to. Meanwhile I’m out here using common sense. If they didn’t want people to ignore credit card debt, they should’ve made it secured. I’m not paying back money to a company that’s been robbing me with 29% APR. I’m simply correcting the imbalance.

Fellow woodworkers, I'm having a problem. When making a hexagon out of wood, you typically cut a 30-degree angle so that the pieces fit together. I'm assembling this to router a circle frame out of it. Every angle is at 30 degrees, yet there's still a gap (about 1/2 inch) in the last piece I place down. You can swap the pieces around, and there's still a gap. I've used an angle gauge, too. What am I doing wrong?

To the parents of the two kids doing CONSTRUCTION at 7:30 AT NIGHT with a stadium-level floodlight lighting up the entire neighborhood — I am DONE.
It’s 7:30. At night. Not high noon. Not a Saturday afternoon. NIGHT.
Why is my living room glowing like an operating room because your kids decided to renovate their house after dark? Who thinks this is normal?
Power tools whining, light blasting through windows, zero consideration for anyone else trying to relax.
It’s called basic decency. Wrap it up when the sun goes down. This isn’t a 24/7 job site.

To the genius driving the SCHOOL BUS through my neighborhood at 10 IN THE MORNING, I already got your plate and I gave it to the police.
I was woke up at 10am this morning by a school bus making stops all up and down my street.
Apparently it’s acceptable now to drive through a quiet residential neighborhood with a diesel engine at 10 IN THE MORNING.
Don’t worry though — I already got the BUS NUMBER and the PLATE and gave it to the police.
If this happens again I will absolutely press charges with the district because this is completely unacceptable.
Learn some respect!!!