Yesiamtoomuch
02/03/2026
I cannot even believe it. Over a hundred women jumped at the chance to learn more about Untamed Alchemy, with only five weeks to go, which means I will use every single chance I get to make sure the last three women destined for this experience find it.
I built this retreat with a very specific woman in mind. She is a powerhouse who can anticipate every need of every person in every room she is in. She has her color coded calendar branded in her mind and can recall what is happening next Tuesday at 4:12pm from memory alone.
Everyone around her would call her hardworking, deeply dependable, the one with hustle and grit.
But she is also sweet, sensitive, incredibly intuitive, emotional, and probably secretly likes animals more than people.
If you asked her in a quiet moment whether she was happy, she would probably tell you she knows she isn’t unhappy. But late at night, in the sheets in the dark, she cannot ignore the quiet tickle at her neck whispering that not-being-unhappy and being-happy are not actually the same thing.
And in the rare moments she lets that whisper linger, she hears it say what she already knows: she is ready for more.
😈That woman is you.
Bali gives you the space to clear your head. I give you the support to return home with more clarity, confidence, and conviction. You give yourself the permission to say yes.
Applications close March 10th. Three spots remain. Reply to this post or send me a DM and I will answer every single question you have.
18/02/2026
If you have ever been called too much, the Year of the Horse is about to shake s**t up, and not in the way you think.
Because being called too much has never just been a comment.. It has trained you to rein yourself in, to measure your intensity, to question your timing, to soften your presence just enough to make other people comfortable. Over time, that self-management seeps into everything. It touches how you lead, how you love, how you earn, how much pleasure you allow yourself to feel.
The Year of the Horse does not collaborate with that version of you.
This is a majestic, fast-moving, unapologetically fierce year. It carries fluid momentum, wild ambition, juicy adventure, liberating freedom, and a spirit that does not lower its head. Horse energy resists tight reins. It thrives in open terrain, in forward motion, in environments that honor instinct instead of control.
And that is why this year matters so deeply for the woman who has been called too much.
When acceleration meets a woman who has been containing her momentum, something shifts. The parts of you that have been carefully managed begin to feel restless. The desires you postponed start pressing forward. The version of you that once felt like “too much” begins to feel like the most magical thing about you.
It is not accidental that I chose Untamed Alchemy inside the Year of the Horse. I have been thinking about Bali ever since I left in 2022, and what I know now is that this is glorious, divine alignment (and I love it when that happens).
The year of the Horse calls for open land, air in your lungs, humidity on your skin, distance from the stable.
Bali offers jungle, ocean, ceremony, and the kind of terrain that invites you to stretch your legs and remember who you are without restraint.
Untamed Alchemy is seven days in the lush jungle paradise of Bali where we will take off our bra, let down our hair, drop our inhibitions to the side, and embrace our feral self-discovery. It is for the woman who is ready to stop managing herself and start moving with instinct, intuition, grace and unapologetic audacity.
If this feels like it is pulling on something inside you..
DM me “HORSE”
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