The Profanity Shed

Lovely little hand stamped cards to send out with the next few orders of Festive F***y decorations
Livin’ the dream 😂
***y

Princess Puanani
Not to be confused with po***ni which has vulgar connotations
My inspiration is pua Nani which means beautiful flower 🌺 in Hawaiian

Santa’s Sack Hanging Ballble (see what I did there?)
Appliquéd Glitter felt testicles hanging decoration - complete with Santa Hat and a sorry spattering of Santa’s short and curlies. I do pluck them and sell them in miniature jars so it is hardly surprising they are in a sorry state! I can’t guareentee they wont fall out! Poor Santa.
Sure to draw attention to your Christmas tree.
Perfect Secret Santa gift.

Choose rose gold or silver (I guess it’s a temperature thing!)