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*Things that define Africans*

1. Urinating behind the latrine

2. Wife sleeping next to the wall

3. Keeping brooms behind the door

4. When you get rich, people say it must be Sakawa

5. When you get old, you're a witch

6. When you take a bath, they will ask if you are going somewhere.

7. Keeping some plates, cups and spoons aside specifically for visitors.

8. Counting pieces of meat.

9. No natural death in Africa.... your enemy is always the cause.

10. Counting money after withdrawing from ATM.

11. Marrying a beautiful woman is associated with marrying a pr******te.

12. There are some special parts of the chicken meat that are always reserved for the husband (eg. Gizzard)

13. Removing shoes when walking in the mud.

14. Buying new clothes when it is Christmas.

15. When one is given microphone, they first blow air into it or tap it with a finger, to test it if it is working, (even when the person passing it on was using the same mic.

16. Sweeping the whole compound when is expecting visitors.

17. Looking left and right when crossing One Way road.

18: Keeping an empty plastic water bottle after drinking, for future use.

19: Reserving a special chair for the Husband

20: Feeling proud when sitting next to a white person in a bus.

21. There is always a special bowl for the Father/Husband to eat in. After eating it’s washed and kept in the (Room Divider) 😀😀
Agoro nkoaaa

22. Children always sitting on the lap of their parents in a commercial car...🤣🤣

23. Always count the money being withdrawn from ATM

24. Put Palm nut/Groundnut soup inside Ice cream containers 😀😀