Glowman

Festival life. 😎

Let’s talk about toilets!

Trust me I’ve used quite a lot and spent loads of times using them.

My hates are those plastic ones with a gear leaver to the side of you! Especially when there’s beer cans in them and p**s everywhere!

When it’s boiling hot weather it’s like having a s**t in a sauna!

When it’s raining it’s like a mud bath inside!

When it’s windy you think you’re going to blow over and end up with the s**t everywhere!

When we have to use the same ones as the public in queuing up in having to leave the shop for a long time then you’ve gone in it and the person before has p**sd all over the seat!! Now these vile parasites don’t deserve to use a toilet at all, I’ve had many near fights over this in explaining to them! Women can also be just as bad too with leaving tampons on the seat etc!

All festivals should provide descent toilets for staff with easy access as we have to rush sometimes or public ones which are kept clean with no big queues. If there’s a big queue I’ll use the disabled one which is often empty as I need to get back to the shop.

What’s the answer to having descent toilets? I recon they should have a dedicated toilet attendant who hands out toilet paper to those who need it and maybe a small fee too! I think this will keep them clean. They do this in Thailand where you pay to use them and the attendant will often check them after.

Compost toilets !

I actually like these. A fantastic idea but again if raining it all turns to mush and of course you still have the little boys as I call them p**sing all over the seats! I want to tear off there tops and use it to wipe the seat clean sometimes!

How some people ruin it for others is just selfish and these types really need educating.

Pub toilets or club toilets can also be just as bad! Huge urinal area and one idiot is stood up over a s**tter taking a p**s! And yourself happens to need a s**t. Another hate of mine this is.

So whose fault is it? There parent in educating them when a child? Or there brains just fall out when drunk 🤷‍♂️

Anyway I thought I’d chat about s**t today for a change. 🤣

And by the way…..thank fully I’ve not eaten anything dodge at a fessie so that’s great news. 👍