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Typical always on the run up to Xmas, I'm at A&E 😞

- Today hasn't been a good day. I decided to go horse riding......something I haven't done in a good few years.

It turned out to be a big mistake! I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off, but caught my foot in the stirrup with the horse dragging me. It wouldn't stop.

Thank goodness the manager at Tesco came out and unplugged the bloody machine. He had the bloody nerve to take the rest of my change so I wouldn't attempt to ride the Elephant. How many of you actually read what I wrote? If you did, copy and paste for someone else to get a laugh!

I made myself a snow man as perfect as he could be, I thought I'd keep it as a pet, so I let him sleep with me, I made him some pyjamas and a pillow for his head. Last night the snowman vanished and wet the bloody bed. Merry Christmas ..

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Been a long day in the Camp so I'm going to switch off for tonight. I'll be back on line tomorrow to continue processing your orders 😍